Went to an 18th birthday party last night, my plan was to get as drunk as I could and try to enjoy myself. Well we were one of the first people there and I started on the Jim Beam as soon as I got settled in. The party was for my fiancés cousin, she is a lovely girl however I was nervous as hell and I even told my darling that I refused to go because I would be so anxious all night. After he let me know he really wanted to go for her, I decided I should put my pety anxiety problem aside for just one night for a nice family member.
So as the night went by I needed to pee more and more (when don’t I?!) and I was basically in there every 15 – 20 minutes. I even made “pee buddies” with a couple of 18 year old girls. So I was the first person to take an empty toilet roll off the holder and I placed it nicely down on the floor next to the full roll container just next to the loo.
Around 2 or 3 more visits to the toilet, there was another fresh roll up and a new empty one placed nicely next to mine. Yeah sure, ok nothing wrong with that. Now, the NEXT time I went in to pee...There was only the first toilet roll left on the floor, the second had gone missing! *insert dramatic music*
This perplexed me all night, needless to say! I even approached my pee buddies and asked if they had taken the roll for some kind of party trick. Alas they said they have no idea what happened to the missing roll. *shifty eyes*
So the night goes on, the cake comes out and speeches are made. People get more drunk and then people start to leave. Soon there were only us two left and the 18 year olds partying on. It was then time for us to go home and I felt a bit sick, so instead of tempting fate and throw up in the car on the way home, I made one final trip to the toilet to force myself to throw up.
I get down on my knees and bend over the bowl, I just happen to glance over to the side of the toilet where the lonely toilet roll had been sitting. I had to do a double take because what was once a lonely toilet roll, has now gained not one, but 4 other friends!!!
Were my eyes playing tricks on me? Did I somehow completely look past those other four on my frequent trip to the toilet? It has been playing on my mind since... The case of the Emty Toilet Rolls... This mystery is still unsolved to this very next day! DUM DUM DUM!!!!!!!!!!
4 comments:
haha I think you had too much to drink and you didn't know WHAT you were seeing, was that even a toilet you were in? or a broom closet?? lol
Lol thats an interesting story... and something I would do lol.
Oh ow that is strange!
I'm with Muffin! Definitely check if the broom closet needs a clean up!
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